Motorcycle Racer Skids His Face On The Pavement At A Good Million MPH

IRELAND – High-profile rider Simon Andrews is in a critical condition in hospital after crashing out at Saturday’s North West 200 road races. The Englishman was airlifted to Belfast’s Royal Victoria Hospital yesterday, after the accident at the Metropole section in the Superstock race.

And this is why I’m perfectly fine with being called a pussy because I won’t step foot on a Moped. I get a raspberry and it’s the worst thing in the universe. Couldn’t deal with the prospect of a shattered face.